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GODDAMN IT TUMBLR, CAN YOU AT LEAST GIVE US THEIR NAMES?!?!?

  1. Ching Shih was a prominent pirate in middle Qing China, who terrorized the China Sea in the early 19th century. She commanded over 300 junks manned by 20,000 to 40,000 pirates[2] another estimate has Cheng’s fleet at 1800 and crew at about 80,000[3][4]— men, women, and even children. She challenged the empires of the time, such as the British, Portuguese and the Qing dynasty. Undefeated, she would become one of China and Asia’s strongest pirates, and one of world history’s most powerful pirates. She was also one of the few pirate captains to retire from piracy.
  2. Nancy Wake (one of the few white women on this list; of course you put her name on the graphic…)
  3. Lyudmila Pavlichenko
  4. Rukhsana Kausar
  5. The Gulabi gang (gulabi is Hindi for “pink”) was founded by Sampat Pal Devi, a mother of five and former government health worker (as well as a former child bride), as a response to widespread domestic abuse and other violence against women.[3]Gulabis visit abusive husbands and threaten to beat them with laathis (sticks) unless they stop abusing their wives. Al Jazeera reports there are 400,000 members across Northern India.
  6. Neejra Bhanot was just 22 when terrorists from the Abu Nidal Organization hijacked Pan Am Flight 73, where she was the senior flight purser. After 17 hours (and yes, hiding American passports to protect those passengers), when the hijackers opened fire and set off explosives, Bhanot opened the emergency door and helped a number of passengers escape. She could have been the first to jump out when she opened the door but she decided not and was shot while shielding three children from a hail of bullets. Bhanot was recognized internationally as “the heroine of the hijack” and is the youngest recipient of the Ashok Chakra Award, India’s most prestigious gallantry award for bravery during peace time.
  7. Zainab Bibi, 42, allegedly told authorities she killed her husband Ahmad Abbas because he tried to sexually assault her 17-year-old daughter from another marriage.
  8. In September 2006, Susan Kuhnhausen found an intruder in her southeast Portland, OR home. “I saw a man step out of the shadows and he began to hit me in the head and the face with a hammer,” said Kuhnhausen. “I got the hammer and started hitting him with the hammer several times. My father, the carpenter, always taught me a hammer could be used for self defense — the claw end would work the best,” said Kuhnhausen. Kuhnhausen’s husband, Michael, had hired Ed Haffey to kill his wife.
  9. Seriously, fuck this one. The photo is of Parinya Chareonphol or Nong Thoom who is a kathoey, which many Thai believe to be a third gender (as opposed to the Western idea of ‘transgender’.) After a short time as a Buddhist monk, she took up Muy Thai kickboxing to support her parents and make enough money to pay for her sex-reassignment surgery, and basically kicked ass at it for several years. She was not “constantly made fun of before fights;” the Muy Thai community embraced her and her presence greatly revitalized both media and public interest in the sport, as shown by increased ticket sales and stadium revenue. The movie Beautiful Boxer was made about her, and she has recently acted in Mercury Man as well as continuing to kickbox. So yeah, fuck this one hard.
  10. Juliane Diller née Koepcke was the only survivor of the LANSA Flight 508 crash in 1971. Despite sustaining a broken collar bone, a deep gash to her right arm, a concussion and an eye injury in the fall, she was able to trek through the dense Amazon jungle for 10 days, until she was rescued by local lumbermen, who subsequently took her by canoe back to civilization. It was later discovered that as many as 14 other passengers also survived the initial fall from the disintegrated plane but were unable to seek help and died while awaiting rescue.

Seriously, guys, this took me like 20 minutes using Google and Wikipedia. These women are real people with real names and real stories. Please don’t reduce them to a picture (most of which came from Wikipedia in the first place oh my god i know you were there) and an “uplifting” story.

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Anonymous asked:

your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

billyteddy answered:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

itseasytoremember:

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

shotguntactic
shotguntactic:

just-your-averaqe-teenaqe-qirl:


"Some females be half naked and want respect" was the caption to this video.
"Hey momma let me get your number.
"Ew, thirsty."
"Thirsty? Bitch you got nothin’ on!"
Pretty sure this is a scripted Vine, but the idea behind it is pretty common; if a woman’s body isn’t covered she shouldn’t expect to be respected.
And people will tell you this isn’t about misogyny, this is about women respecting themselves if they want others to respect them… but when you say a woman who hasn’t covered her chest and legs won’t be respected you are saying that the female body itself is not deserving of respect, that the only respectable female form is a covered one.
Nah, don’t tell me that’s not misogyny, I’m not buying it.


If a man wears a tailored tuxedo, he’s probably going to get some respect, especially compared to a man who wears a tank top one size too small and shorts.

Is this an example of misogyny too?

The idea that a man in a suit should somehow deserve more respect than a man who dresses to actually be comfortable instead of to please others is not an idea I’m okay with.

It certainly has its roots in prejudice and classism, suits are for the respectable and the rich, fuck the poor and fuck the working class.

It is not misogyny, but it is part of an attitude that shits on men and women alike and it’s an aspect of society that I’d love to see dismantled.

We tell our children not to judge a book by its cover, but our adults don’t seem willing to lead by fucking example.

shotguntactic:

just-your-averaqe-teenaqe-qirl:

"Some females be half naked and want respect" was the caption to this video.

"Hey momma let me get your number.

"Ew, thirsty."

"Thirsty? Bitch you got nothin’ on!"

Pretty sure this is a scripted Vine, but the idea behind it is pretty common; if a woman’s body isn’t covered she shouldn’t expect to be respected.

And people will tell you this isn’t about misogyny, this is about women respecting themselves if they want others to respect them… but when you say a woman who hasn’t covered her chest and legs won’t be respected you are saying that the female body itself is not deserving of respect, that the only respectable female form is a covered one.

Nah, don’t tell me that’s not misogyny, I’m not buying it.

If a man wears a tailored tuxedo, he’s probably going to get some respect, especially compared to a man who wears a tank top one size too small and shorts.

Is this an example of misogyny too?

The idea that a man in a suit should somehow deserve more respect than a man who dresses to actually be comfortable instead of to please others is not an idea I’m okay with.

It certainly has its roots in prejudice and classism, suits are for the respectable and the rich, fuck the poor and fuck the working class.

It is not misogyny, but it is part of an attitude that shits on men and women alike and it’s an aspect of society that I’d love to see dismantled.

We tell our children not to judge a book by its cover, but our adults don’t seem willing to lead by fucking example.