jk-im-god-as-fuck

jk-im-god-as-fuck:

just-your-averaqe-teenaqe-qirl:

jk-im-god-as-fuck:

just-your-averaqe-teenaqe-qirl:

have you ever been getting down to some serious nipple sucking and realised you were starting to pull some boob into your mouth and then sorta… forgot you were supposed to be in a sexual situation and thought “hey I wonder if I can get their whole boob in my mouth” and you suck a little harder and…

This is one of the most important things I’ve come across in history.

YES BUT HAS IT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?

THIS MUST BE A THING, RIGHT?!

I DON’T WANT TO BE ALONE IN THIS!

Once. But they didn’t dig it nearly as much as I hoped.

gotta get a vacuum going, kinda like giving an overkill lovebite, then flatten your tongue because i’m pretty sure this makes nipples super sensitive (also it’s probably not for everyone anyway, different strokes for different folks as we say in merry old England)

They might well have thought they were on to an advertising winner when they came up with the idea for their latest commercial.

However, diaper company Huggies has been forced to change its latest advertising campaign after commercials depicting fathers as ‘clueless’ sparked outrage.

The company launched a campaign titled ‘Have Dad Put Huggies To The Test’ to demonstrate the performance of diapers and baby wipes ‘in real-life situations’.

The commercials - uploaded to the company’s Facebook page - featured a string of fathers, seemingly clueless as how to care for their infant, too busy watching sport to check their babies’ diapers.

A voiceover in the advert tells viewers that the scenarios put the products to the test to prove they can ‘handle anything’.

However the stunt backfired when it attracted scores of complaints - from fathers as well as mothers.

Stay-at-home father Chris Routly, from Lehigh Valley, Pennsylvania, was so infuriated he wrote an open letter to Huggies’ manufacturer Kimberley-Clark on his blog and launched an online petition to get the ads removed.

After 1,000 people signed the petition, the company decided to remove the offending adverts and change the tack of the campaign. Mr Routley, a father of two young boys, told ABC News: ‘Dads were being put to the test, not the diapers.

'I was disappointed; they tried to do right by dads, but played up the stereotype while claiming to celebrate fatherhood.'

Instead, the company’s Facebook page now features commercials showing father cradling their babies during nap time.

Joey Mooring, from Kimberly-Clark and the Huggies brand, told ABC News in a statement: ‘We recognise our intended message did not come through and that we need to do a better job communicating the campaign’s overall message.

'We have listened and learned.'

jacintaisanerd
gryffindorgeek7777:


mad-piper-with-a-box:

thetomska:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

It’s great that he’s addressed this but are we really supposed to believe that NO ONE during the extremely lengthy processes of writing a song, recording it, mastering it and animating the music video wouldn’t have brought it up?

Excuse me but how the hell is spastic even remotely insulting?

So I just recently learned that in the UK calling someone spastic means the same thing as calling someone retarded, only much worse.
If it makes people in the UK feel any better, people in the US literally do not know this (like literally no one I have ever met and/or know). Here being spastic is usually meant to mean something along the lines of acting like a hyper-active child (like running around in circles yelling just because they feel like it please be quiet for just 2 minutes type of child). NOBODY here uses it as a slur.
Since Weird Al is a US musician and the US music industry is pretty non-international, yeah actually I think its entirely possible that none of the people who worked on this song actually knew that spastic was considered an awful slur in some parts of the world.
And I’m like 99.9999% sure that Weird Al is genuinely very sorry that he was accidentally offensive.

gryffindorgeek7777:

mad-piper-with-a-box:

thetomska:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

It’s great that he’s addressed this but are we really supposed to believe that NO ONE during the extremely lengthy processes of writing a song, recording it, mastering it and animating the music video wouldn’t have brought it up?

Excuse me but how the hell is spastic even remotely insulting?

So I just recently learned that in the UK calling someone spastic means the same thing as calling someone retarded, only much worse.

If it makes people in the UK feel any better, people in the US literally do not know this (like literally no one I have ever met and/or know). Here being spastic is usually meant to mean something along the lines of acting like a hyper-active child (like running around in circles yelling just because they feel like it please be quiet for just 2 minutes type of child). NOBODY here uses it as a slur.

Since Weird Al is a US musician and the US music industry is pretty non-international, yeah actually I think its entirely possible that none of the people who worked on this song actually knew that spastic was considered an awful slur in some parts of the world.

And I’m like 99.9999% sure that Weird Al is genuinely very sorry that he was accidentally offensive.

cemetarysilence

cemetarysilence:

just-your-averaqe-teenaqe-qirl:

jk-im-god-as-fuck:

just-your-averaqe-teenaqe-qirl:

have you ever been getting down to some serious nipple sucking and realised you were starting to pull some boob into your mouth and then sorta… forgot you were supposed to be in a sexual situation and thought “hey I wonder if I can get their whole boob in my mouth” and you suck a little harder and…

This is one of the most important things I’ve come across in history.

YES BUT HAS IT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?

THIS MUST BE A THING, RIGHT?!

I DON’T WANT TO BE ALONE IN THIS!

You’re not alone

I AM NOT ALONE

jk-im-god-as-fuck

jk-im-god-as-fuck:

just-your-averaqe-teenaqe-qirl:

have you ever been getting down to some serious nipple sucking and realised you were starting to pull some boob into your mouth and then sorta… forgot you were supposed to be in a sexual situation and thought “hey I wonder if I can get their whole boob in my mouth” and you suck a little harder and…

This is one of the most important things I’ve come across in history.

YES BUT HAS IT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?

THIS MUST BE A THING, RIGHT?!

I DON’T WANT TO BE ALONE IN THIS!

i can’t be the only person that’s done this

have you ever been getting down to some serious nipple sucking and realised you were starting to pull some boob into your mouth and then sorta… forgot you were supposed to be in a sexual situation and thought “hey I wonder if I can get their whole boob in my mouth” and you suck a little harder and then you’re like “haha i got their whole boob in my mouth” but then you’re like “oh shit this is supposed to be sexy time and i’ve just put their whole boob in my mouth ohshitohshit” but as you come slamming back to reality you realise THEY’RE LOVING IT? because this has happened to me like, a lot, and it was months before I brought it up in conversation and they had no idea that their entire boob was in my mouth

so yeah sometimes i wonder how many people have accidentally put an entire boob in their mouth and i wonder how many people have had their entire boob in someone’s mouth but remain unaware of that fact to this day

i mean if this is actually a common thing there is a small chance that your entire boob has been in someone’s mouth and you didn’t realise?

this is quite possibly my most important post to date

two--tabs--of--mescaline

gentlydropthebass:

“Women can’t go out in skimpy clothing and be surprised when they’re raped! That’s like leaving your front door open and being surprised when you’re robbed!”

you’re comparing property to a human being

you’re comparing property to a human being

you’re comparing property to a human being

you’re comparing property to a human being

This does of course depend somewhat on the context, but generally speaking developers need to sort their shit out and start including a more diverse range of characters in their games, and while we’re at it, let’s make them realistic and not stereotypical.

Because no matter how great the graphics are or how innovative the controls may be, I find it a lot harder to get truly engrossed into a game dominated by straight white men.

Society isn’t full of straight white men. My house isn’t full of straight white men. The local shops, the high street, my friend list and the groups I follow online are not full of straight white men.

The range of characters in a video game should reflect society, not the developers and not what they think brings the money in.

C’mon, you spend how many billions on realistic graphics just to make a bunch of white dudes, a token black guy and a woman whose waist is thinner than her hands?

Why did you even bother?

toxiclimerence

Anonymous asked:

r all muslims supposed to wash their butt after they poop?

thirstymuslim answered:

Yeah, Muslims do wash themselves, but I think it should start being a thing where all humans wash themselves after using the bathroom.

A Syrian friend of mine was horrified when he found out about toilet paper.

The idea that we just wipe it with a soft sheet and hope for the best absolutely appalled him, and he couldn’t understand why his culture is seen as “dirty” for properly washing with running water after toilet visits.

I totally agreed with him, although I’d never thought of it like that before.